Brenzino Times (or Chernarus Times)

[MikeBarton]

A newspaper of current events in Brenzino or neighboring towns.

ex.

Breaking News!!
Bank was robbed today @ 8:18 the thief stole $400,000 many civvies lost money the theft has not been caught cops don't have any leads and are puzzled.

Drug bust at Civ Storage $80,000 worth of LSD was found on 1 civ. It retails for about $90,000. The Dealer was caught when an officer over heard the discussion and asked to search him the suspect then started fleeing the seen were an off duty officer was armed with a stun weapon and stunned the suspect un-till the active officer arrived.

People could do it for money or start a company to do it (It would be more built in and easier to run) They could use resources in my other suggestions to help.

Although I could see this being used incorrectly (Dick cop Blake arrest Johny for stupid charges he is a cunt and should be shot and killed) I still thought I should suggest and see what people think. But on the positive it adds to the realism effect and civs and cops to be more informed on the changing days (One day murder and bombs might be hot and others car theft)

[adamownsya]

    Today former cop, Chris (USA) was arrested when he was spotted off road in a police jail bus. Police pulled him over and searched his vehicle. It turned out that there was 42000 dollars of LSD found inside! He was arrested and jailed.
    Also at Tank Square, a infamous union member, epik phale, opened up a bar in the cafe. He had alot of bussiness and police were also investigating gunfire in that area when they spotted a drunk driver and pulled him over. He was arrested and the car was searched. At the same scene a car was ticketed for illegal parking and when the (drunk) owner (Andre) was found. He was fined but when he was financially unable to pay he was arrested for a simple minute after being taken to jail in the jailbus for the second time today. He now has his own seat in the bus and is now in charge of the jail choir!
   The cops had a drill today in the apartment building across the street from the bank. They cleared the building and saved a hostage. They completed it in sucsess. We interviewed the drill creator (adam) and he told us, "Although these situations rarely happen its better to be prepared."

                                          HOT OFF THE PRESS!!!!
[font=][size=undefinedpt]Today citizens heard gunshots coming from the police base as it was completely off limits to all the civs. COPS WHATS GOING ON? When we questioned the cheif (shamrock) we got "Its our own area 51" And when we asked whats going on we got "No Comment". The civs are thinking the russians are coming. Civs keep your aks closer to your bed and dont drink tonight.[ /color][/size][/font]

[MikeBarton]

HAHA very Good!! and Chris did get busted the other day lol

[adamownsya]

   Thanks for reading the second edition of the Chenarus times. It was mostly quiet today with a few exceptions. Today the weapon convoy traveling from southern chenarus to the police base in Brenzino was hijacked! The police had some mechanical problems with their evos. But as soon as they were running they joined the chase with the already persuing officers. They even pulled out the Special Unit Humvee. The suspect (floutek) had a heart attack (kicked off by battleye) and died. The police thought he was playing at first and are now getting a permit to dump the bodies.
   In better news, the Polish Army is putting plans in to help keep the Russians out of our great country of Chenarus! Civs have mixed feelings about these plans. They also plan to fight the union out of existance with the bounty hunter clause as their legal right.
                                                        BREAKING NEWS
   Today former union member Epik Phale has started an illegal bussiness called the refugee area. THey offer to provide a safe area with cops shot on sight. A client (Mrhankey UK) caused a riot with the police. Him and epik, said they are against the union, were persued for failing to keep guns holstered in town. A humvee happened to respond to the call. The suspects then opened fire when the officers tried to negotiate. The officers were killed and more came to the scene. The humvee was stolen and used against the officers. An officer (adam) flanked the suspects and killed EPIK as he fired on other officers. Hankey then drove in the police base and shot an officer. He was instantly arrested and the humvee was recovered.

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Joke of the day. 2 guys were street racing after a police officer sees them going 179 he pulls over the red Ford GT racing. He arrests the driver and when they get to jail the driver asks; did you get that on video? Cop: Yes sir Guy: Can I have it Cop: your attorney can have it with the right to discover. Guy: really? Cop: yes sir Guy: Sweeeet im gonna have so many viewers on youtube!

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