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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #75 on: April 08, 2010, 01:49:09 pm »
87) assassinating communists is easy as pie
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #76 on: April 08, 2010, 02:52:32 pm »
88) Communism Works
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #77 on: April 08, 2010, 08:58:50 pm »
89) the private fishing boat is worthless
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #78 on: April 15, 2010, 04:43:34 am »
90: When it instantaneously turns night-time, there is an 80% chance you will be careening down a road carrying 500 KG's of drugs at 110 MPH in a GTR surrounded by trees with an armored car with both lights shot out taking up both sides of the road about a hundred meters in front of you zooming straight back at you.


91: Never run up to a cop and yell "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK" then pelvic thrust at them.


92: Chernarus Boar are the most trusting animals on the planet.
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #79 on: April 15, 2010, 09:54:10 pm »
93: nothing
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #80 on: April 15, 2010, 11:32:38 pm »
94. You dont need to eat. ever.
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #81 on: April 16, 2010, 01:20:11 am »
95) When you shoot the convoy driver, the truck defys all laws of physics and refuses to stop acclerating until it hits you.

96) Never trust a civ who says his bar has cop reductions, he always has a bomb under the counter.
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #82 on: April 16, 2010, 02:34:45 am »
97. Cops can be just as good at bombing as civs can

LOL at andy for this the other day
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #83 on: April 16, 2010, 10:22:07 pm »
98- always carry 2 small ladders so u can get outa jail easy and as cop to sneak up on the roof camping noob.
99- Dont corect rithrins spelling as she relly relly dont care and will intetional spelly more words rong. (speel rite damit)

I will leave 100 to whoever can come up with someing turely epic make sure it all pritty and in big letters too hehe.
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #84 on: April 16, 2010, 11:06:09 pm »
100. NO BODY...I REPEAT NO BODY LIKES HBKEV
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #85 on: April 17, 2010, 02:49:15 am »
Quote from: blackfox34 on April 16, 2010, 11:06:09 pm
100.NO BODY...I REPEAT NO BODY LIKES HBKEV

soo true 400000 points mayhem for his epicness look like mayhem wins the points game. hmm i guess ill start a new one.
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #86 on: April 17, 2010, 03:30:39 am »
why did you say mayhem wins.. when i made that quote?!



FAIL!
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #87 on: April 17, 2010, 08:44:32 am »
Quote from: blackfox34 on April 16, 2010, 11:06:09 pm
100. NO BODY...I REPEAT NO BODY LIKES HBKEV

I do , i can do french so i understand him better bahahaha xD
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #88 on: April 17, 2010, 02:15:55 pm »
you dont need to be french to understand what he says....


here is average day of HBkev....


HBkev was killed by Blackfox34
HBkev: Fuck you bitch
HBkev was killed by Blackfox34
HBkev: Fuck you bitch
HBkev was killed by Blackfox34
Blackfox34: See ya guys I gotta go

HBkev: WTF you bitch, you leave with me not jail you, I report you and you ban!
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Re: 100 Things You Learned On CL
« Reply #89 on: April 17, 2010, 05:00:21 pm »
Quote from: blackfox34 on April 17, 2010, 02:15:55 pm
you dont need to be french to understand what he says....


here is average day of HBkev....


HBkev was killed by Blackfox34
HBkev: Fuck you bitch
HBkev was killed by Blackfox34
HBkev: Fuck you bitch
HBkev was killed by Blackfox34
Blackfox34: See ya guys I gotta go

HBkev: WTF you bitch, you leave with me not jail you, I report you and you ban!

Don't keep killing him, and leave him be then
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