Author Topic: 100 Things You Learned On CL (Read 2736 times)

majormayhem · « **on:** November 02, 2009, 09:20:25 pm »

Easy, just add a number of things that you learned on Cl, number them, and see if we can get to 100! It can be about a person, trick, or something else.

1) Never accept a car from Bayers
2) Never negotaite with people wanting a "republic", they will hide snipers in forrests
3)Never give a gun back to Po
4)Always carry lots of ammo!

mir · « **Reply #1 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:32:51 pm »

5) A probability of getting run over by a car is proportionally to ammount of cash you just took from your bank account. Highter the sum of money, higher the chance of this car would be a police lada.

nuttex · « **Reply #2 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:04:31 pm »

Learned not from CL, through.
6) Never (NEVER!!!) do the deals via cash! Bank transfers only.

majormayhem · « **Reply #3 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:57:41 pm »

7) A battleship is easier to steer than a lada
8 ) To turn or bring a lada to a stop, make sure you have a 200 meter clearence zone

nuttex · « **Reply #4 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:05:59 pm »

9) Make sure, that there is NO ONE online so you won't deal with lags.

majormayhem · « **Reply #5 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:10:41 pm »

yours should be no. 9 nuttex

10) Never trust spardr with a armed vechile
11) ALWAYS lock car doors, as i WILL steal it if you dont (just to teach a lesson!)

_Bjoern_ · « **Reply #6 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:14:01 pm »

Some of your "points", majormayhem, related to persons, are just pointless

majormayhem · « **Reply #7 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:14:53 pm »

that made no sense, but i get what your saying

12) Cars tend to explode just when you think it wont

PDChief · « **Reply #8 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:35:23 pm »

13) Cops are stupid, sometimes.

Zilinski · « **Reply #9 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:44:34 pm »

14) CL is where the players are at.

PDChief · « **Reply #10 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:54:06 pm »

15) Never get in a car when they "dare" you, right after they bought nitro, applies more when there a trees around.

sparcdr · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2009, 02:18:03 am »

Quote from: 'PDChief',index.php?page=Thread&postID=61266#post61266

14) Never get in a car when they "dare" you, right after they bought nitro, applies more when there a trees around.

You're welcome!

Prussia · « **Reply #12 on:** November 03, 2009, 02:27:35 pm »

16) never try and take a car that was left mysteriously unlocked outside of hospital

Crim · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2009, 03:24:17 pm »

17) carry a weapon bag, just incase you don't arrest the civ and he grabs his gun and shoot you in the back.
18) Don't drive infront af a 'hijacked truck' with a lada, you'll end up burned alive

*someone learned me that no.16 just 1 day ago :')

sparcdr · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2009, 03:52:29 pm »

Quote from: 'Crim',index.php?page=Thread&postID=61281#post61281

16) carry a weapon bag, just incase you don't arrest the civ and he grabs his gun and shoot you in the back.
17) Don't drive infront af a 'hijacked truck' with a lada, you'll end up burned alive

*someone learned me that no.16 just 1 day ago :')

As usual, you're welcome. More things you should learn:

19.) Cooperate with kidnappers or have Berzino fall to the ground faster than Rome.
20.) Gas up your vehicle and stock up on repair kits as there will most likely be no petrol station available for weeks.
21.) Always carry spare HMMV M2 ammo incase a GM starts WWIII.
22.) Some individuals take it upon theirselves to make a large deposit at the bank. At all costs you must listen to terrorists or have the bank floored like 18.